Thoughts on Life

God Hates Time Travel — In which I lament the fact that God's vengeance will keep me from ever traveling through time.
When I Grow Up to be a Man — In which I think about the future by examining the past.
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire — In which I make a case for dishonesty.
I Ain't Scared of No Ghosts — In which I whine about how brave I am
Don't Break the Chain — In which I warn about the dangers of ignoring chain letters and SPAM.
Pursued by Trivia — In which I bemoan my addiction to the trivial.
Imagination Runs Amok — In which I let myself get carried away.
The Series of Tubes I Call Home — In which I take a break from surfing the internet to post something on the internet.
The Music Man — In which I break out in song.
The Definition of Irony — In which I announce my status as a single man by giving examples of my undateableness.
The Lie-on King — In which I confess my sins as a fibber.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow — In which I have a close shave.
Hey Mr. Postman — In which I plead for more junk mail.
Ode to an Idiot Box — In which I write a love letter to my best friend.
Say Cheese! — In which I frown … a lot.
CD Collection for Sale … Maybe — In which I contemplate parting ways with the music.